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[WP] "You know if those two weren't supervillains they'd be the perfect example of a happily married couple. I'm sometimes jealous by how supportive and understanding they are to each other."
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[WP] It turns out that aliens did visit Earth about 50,000 years ago. They just decided to stick around and call themselves humans. Now their home world is calling.
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[WP] While practicing yoga, you come up with a new pose. When you show it to your teacher, she shrinks away in what appears to be horror. It turns out you have discovered the little-known "dark side" of yoga .
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[WP] After dying, you find yourself in Purgatory, where you're told to install the Purgatory app. This contains stats and data about your life, which you can browse as you wait. All seems well until you get to one particular statistic: People killed - 0.41.
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[WP] The hero's superpower is the ability to bring out the worst in people. The villain's superpower is the ability to bring out the best in people.
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[WP] You have the ability to travel through time. Usually you use it to sleep in late, watch movie marathons, and make pizza arrive quicker. Your superhero parents thought you were lazy, but actually you've been practicing to pull of something big...
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[WP] A dying man meets Death. Jokingly, he asks "Do you need an assistant?" "Hmm," Death replies, "I believe I do."
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[WP] Realizing that only a dozen or so users browse the 'NEW' section of /r/WritingPrompts, you understand their roles as gatekeepers. They decide whether the masses ever even see your prompt. You've found these 12 users accounts. And you want that God damn post karma.
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